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In 2010, I tried out for a community theatre production of White Christmas. I’d been in a slew of shows prior, but I was not optimistic about my casting potential for this one. I’m a tenor; I’m no Bing Crosby. And I didn’t feel I was the right age or shape for the lead roles. At the time, I was somewhere between 330 and 340 pounds, more comfortable with roles like William Barfee in The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, or Beadle Bamford in Sweeney Todd.

But somehow, I got the lead. And it was an amazing experience. I got to work with so many talented people. I made new friends, I built on existing friendships. Kyle and I (pictured below) were both sick as dogs come performance week, so we took turns sneezing on each other in our shared dressing room.

This was back in 2010, and I was so ridiculously intimidated. I was playing opposite an incredibly talented and gorgeous leading lady and I was…well, ya know…I was me-sized. And me-shaped. I’m not generally a vain person, but given the folks I was working with, boy did I wish I had taken better care of myself.

So I crash-dieted for the whole rehearsal process. A vegetable smoothie for breakfast, and one of those super-super-super-light canned soups for lunch/dinner. Altogether, maybe it was 400 calories in the day?

I was exercising as well. The 100 pushups app, the 200 situps app, the couch-to-5k thing… Anything I could think of that would help me look a bit better. I was starving, had headaches all the time, low-energy, definitely had some micronutrient deficiencies. It was not a well-formed plan.

I was down to 313 pounds for the show. In retrospect, I don’t think it mattered. The show went incredibly well. And as soon as it was over, I Let Myself Go.

Fast-forward to the present-day

It’s six years later now. I don’t have a show, or a group of theatre friends to prod me toward good habits. To my shame, I haven’t set foot on a stage in over five years. And since then, I put on sixty more pounds. I reached scary body fat percentages. I struggled with alcohol abuse. I smoked. I ordered delivery food every damned day for months on end. I’ve been miserable and depressed and anxious and isolated and lonely and desperate and burnt-out. I’ve had good times too, but I’ve not felt as good as when I was onstage working with those folks.


I played the piano for a while - my back and wrist aren’t hurting much anymore. And I think some of my dexterity is coming back. I can hear music in my head again, and it’s not all the same plodding thing.

I meditated. I’m still struggling with keeping focus, but I feel better for having made the time. I don’t know when it happened, but the thoughts aren’t self-loathing. They’re excitement. They’re anticipatory. I’m lost in enthusiasm for the day ahead.

I went for a 5km walk. I smiled up at the stars like a grinning idiot, not chafing, not getting winded. Not feeling any tension. Just peace. My body isn’t punishing me for using it anymore.

I put on the Hamilton soundtrack while I worked and spun around the room dancing and singing like an idiot. I don’t listen to music. Or rather, I stopped. It had been a distraction from being productive and getting my grunt work done. But I’ve started again. I like it again. I like getting lost.

I stepped on the scale, and it read: 311.5. Nothing but Blue Skies.